Michelle Obama considering 2020 run to ‘Cheer up Barack’

CHICAGO – Former First Lady Michelle Obama is considering a 2020 run for the Presidency.  She hopes doing so could possibly ‘Cheer up Barack’.

“Ever since Trump was elected, Barack has slipped into a deep depression.  He’s become very bitter.  Any mention of Trump triggers him.  He either shouts at the TV or gently sobs on the sofa as he clutches his favorite framed photo of Saul Alinsky.  He’s become impossible to live with.  I think the only thing that can cheer him up is for us to win back the White House, even if it means ‘playing second fiddle’ to me,” said Michelle while speaking at a meeting of Radical Women, a socialist feminist activist organization.

(image credit PO1 Class Mark O’Donald, USN [Public domain])

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