Reza Aslan to perform cannibal ritual to ‘curse Covington teens’

LOS ANGELES – Reza Aslan, Iranian-American author and television host, plans to perform a cannibalistic ritual in order to ‘put a curse on the teens from Covington Catholic High School’ involved with the incident in Washington D.C. earlier this month.

“I hate these kids.  I hate them with my whole heart.  I will make them suffer.  I am organizing a ritual to summon the most powerful demons from the spirit world in order to curse these children.  To do this requires me to consume a fresh human heart.  I am currently making the arrangements for the ritual.  They will pay,” said Aslan in an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.

Aslan televised a cannibalistic ritual in the CNN documentary series called ‘Believer’ which premiered in March 2017.  On June 9, 2017, CNN announced that it has “decided to not move forward with production” on Aslan’s Believer series after his profane anti-Trump tweets were widely criticized earlier in the week.

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