Tony Romo signs major contract with Psychic Network

DALLAS – Tony Romo, former NFL quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys and CBS Sports analyst known for his uncanny ability to predict the future, has signed a multi-million dollar contract with a psychic network.

“He has a valuable gift.  His accuracy at predicting future events is unparalleled.  We are very happy to have him join our network,”  says network spokesperson to Mendaco Press.

Romo has also been approached by the U.S. Military and the CIA.  Unfortunately, we were unable to obtain any information about the meetings.

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