WASHINGTON – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) at a press conference today told voters to ‘Ignore Bush’s State of the Union Address’ saying it would be full of empty promises and hyperbolic language.
“Last week she got lost in the Capitol building. When approached by a janitor, she seemed dazed and out-of-touch with reality. We’ve been instructed to keep an eye on her to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Secret Service has suggested that she wear a GPS device but she refuses to wear it,” said a Congressional staffer to Mendaco Press.
This isn’t the first time Pelosi has gotten confused. She has a history of confusing President Trump with former President Bush:
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