Ku Klux Klan to move headquarters to Virginia

RICHMOND – In the wake of looming racist controversies surrounding Virginia Democrats, the Ku Klux Klan aka KKK has decided to officially move its headquarters to the state.

“We had no idea Virginia was such fertile ground for recruitment, especially among Democrats.  By moving to Virginia, we look forward to adding many new members to our rolls,” says Klan spokesman to Mendaco Press.

The Ku Klux Klan dates back to the 19th century in the United States and Canada. The first Klan originated during 1866 as a guerrilla band of former Confederates following the American Civil War.

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