Las Vegas taking odds on the penis size of Jeff Bezos

LAS VEGAS – The National Enquirer, an American supermarket tabloid, has allegedly obtained explicit naked selfies of Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos.  Gamblers in Las Vegas have already begun taking odds on the penis size of the billionaire in anticipation of the photos being released.

How big is the d*** of the richest man in the world?  We all want to know.  Now you can take your best guess and possibly earn some winnings,” said Las Vegas bookie to Mendaco Press.

Bezos has a fortune that has soared as high as $160 billion thanks to his stake in Amazon, surpassing Microsoft.  He and his wife MacKenzie are divorcing after 25 years of marriage, the couple said on Twitter.

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