Angela Merkel hospitalized, assaulted by Iranian boyfriend

BERLIN – German Chancellor Angela Merkel was rushed to a local hospital after being severely assaulted by her Iranian boyfriend.  Sources say she is recovering and is in stable condition.

“I don’t know what caused him to do this although I know I deserved it.  He’s been oppressed his whole life.  I can’t blame him.  It’s only a part of his culture.  I’ll just have to accept his behavior as a part of who he is and not judge him,” said Merkel to Der Spiegel.

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One thought on “Angela Merkel hospitalized, assaulted by Iranian boyfriend”

  1. If Markle doesn’t know any better than to date a Muslim from Iran, she is more ignorant than I thought!

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