Brian Stelter attacked by two masked midgets in NYC

NEW YORK CITY – Brian Stelter, chief media correspondent for CNN and host of the CNN show Reliable Sources, was attacked earlier today by two masked midgets on the streets in New York City.

“They shouted ‘This is midget country!’ while they beat me and stepped on my toes.  I was stunned.  This was obviously a hate crime targeted against tall people,” said Stelter to a local affiliate.

Stelter checked himself into a hospital and is in good condition.  The NYPD is currently investigating the incident.

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