Bernie Sanders enters 2020 race, claims he’ll live to 100

BURLINGTON – Bernie Sanders, the independent Vermont senator who finished runner up to Hillary Clinton for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination, announced today that he will again be running in the 2020 Presidential race.  At age 77, many question if he will be too old to run.

“People are concerned about my age.  They have nothing to worry about.  I have consulted my Astrologer, Tarot Card Reader and Palmist.  They all say I’ll live to at least 100.  My Palmist said that my life line on my right hand was so long, I may even live to 120,” said Sanders in an interview with AARP.

If Sanders were to win, he would be the oldest president in U.S. history.

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