Justin Trudeau to approve Al-Qaeda training camp

OTTAWA – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has approved the construction of an Al-Qaeda training camp north of Montreal.

“Many of our Muslim youth in Canada are unemployed with no direction.  Having an Al-Qaeda approved training camp will provide stimulating activities and improve morale for these youth.  In addition, the camp will feature various obstacle courses that will benefit their physical fitness and health.  We believe this is just another step toward turning Canada into a more inclusive and culturally sensitive environment,” said Trudeau in an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.

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