Animal Cruelty Task Force raids home of Shane Dawson

LOS ANGELES – The Los Angeles Animal Cruelty Task Force (ACTF) raided the home of YouTube star Shane Dawson last night under the suspicion of animal sex crimes.

“I’ve been investigating cases such as these for over 20 years and I haven’t witnessed such a bizarre scene since the Manson Donkey Brothel of 1998.  I am not at liberty to offer more details since this is an ongoing investigation.  Although, I can say that we did rescue some of the animals from the premises.  We will provide more details as the investigation continues,” said the lead detective to Mendaco Press.

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