About

newsroom

We, the staff at Mendaco Press, are comprised of proud illegal aliens living in the United States.

We are originally from the Island of Mendaco.  Sailing west from our homeland on homemade rafts built from plastic water bottles, we escaped Mendaco’s entitlement-free, self-reliant society.

Island of Mendaco

Despite the fact that we have shown no respect for U.S. Immigration law, we love America and her freedoms, especially the Freedom of Speech.  Unfortunately, due to our legal status, we choose not to reveal our identities or else Trump will find us and deport us back to Mendaco.

Thank you for supporting Mendaco Press.  God Bless America.

Cheers,

The Staff at Mendaco Press

 

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