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CDC: Trump Derangement Syndrome reaches epidemic levels

ATLANTA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a nationwide alert concerning the epidemic infestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome following the release of the Mueller Report this weekend.

“The contagion is at extremely toxic levels.  We have reports of emergency rooms across the country filling to full capacity with infected casualties moaning the words ‘Orange Man Bad’ repeatedly.  We haven’t seen this level of outbreak since the 2016 election,” said CDC spokesperson to Mendaco Press.

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Software developers create app that can diagnose Ligma

CUPERTINO – Leading software developers working with top medical healthcare professionals have created a phone app that can quickly diagnose the communicable disease of Ligma.

“After months of research and development, we have finally created a simple solution for diagnosing this terrible disease.  With only one click, we can guarantee with 100% certainty whether an individual has been infected,” said the Tech Lead for the development project in an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.

Click here to download the free app for both iPhone and Android from the official Centers for Disease Control website.

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