ATLANTA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a nationwide alert concerning the epidemic infestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome following the release of the Mueller Report this weekend.
“The contagion is at extremely toxic levels. We have reports of emergency rooms across the country filling to full capacity with infected casualties moaning the words ‘Orange Man Bad’ repeatedly. We haven’t seen this level of outbreak since the 2016 election,” said CDC spokesperson to Mendaco Press.
“I fear that if [@realDonaldTrump] loses the election in 2020, there will never be a peaceful transition of power."
–Michael Cohen 2/27/19
— Larry Elder (@larryelder) March 1, 2019
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