NEW YORK CITY – Sports commentator Keith Olbermann, in response to the outcome of the Mueller Report, is demanding a military coup d’état to take the Presidency away from Donald Trump and give it to Hillary Clinton.
“It was her turn but the Russians stole it from her. In fact, the entire U.S. government has been taken over by Vladimir Putin. There is only one option left. The military must use its power to take control of the federal government and install Hillary Clinton as President. This is the only way we will be able to advance our progressive agenda,” said Olbermann from his secret bomb shelter during an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.
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WASHINGTON – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has decided to enter the 2020 Presidential race if the Mueller Report fails to disrupt the Trump Presidency.
“If Mueller doesn’t stop Trump, I will. It’s my turn. Everyone knows that I deserve to be President including the DNC. With their help, I will easily become the Democratic candidate and defeat Trump. The Russians can’t save him this time,” said Clinton in an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.
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CHAPPAQUA – Former President and First Lady Bill and Hillary Clinton are soon to be starting a national pizza franchise.
“Bill and I have always wanted to start a restaurant chain but never could decide on the type of cuisine. I have always loved good old American hotdogs but Bill insisted on pizza. He really loves cheese pizza. He would have a couple delivered for him and his buddies. They would just devour them. We’re really excited to get this business started and see it expand across the country,” said Hillary to CNBC.
Bill and Hillary are currently on a 13-city speaking tour in various cities in the United States and Canada until May 2019.
(image credit Marc Nozell from Merrimack, NH, US [CC BY 2.0])