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Jeb Bush: Somebody please avenge me

AUGUSTA – Jeb Bush, second son of former President George H. W. Bush and former Governor of Florida, is begging for someone to challenge President Trump for the Republican ticket in the upcoming 2020 Presidential election.

“It’s not fair.  He was mean to me.  He doesn’t deserve to be President.  Sure, the economy is great and ISIS has been defeated, but he hurts people’s feelings.  We can’t just let this bully lead our party for another four years.  Just wait, the Mueller Investigation will prove that he colluded with the Russians to steal the nomination from me, which I deserved,” said Bush in an exclusive interview with Mendaco Press.

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